Yep, MORE roommate drama! I somehow manage to attract all of the mentally unstable. I, myself, think I’m fairly stable in that area, so I’m not sure why me. It turns out everything that ever came out of Jeremy’s mouth was a lie. His own father said so. He’d never even been in the marines! All his little stories probably came from his father, who actually did spend time in the military. His father stated he is a pathological liar, and just can’t help it, along with being bipolar and schizophrenic. I got wind of this info, and, seeing as I had to live with the dude, wasn’t going to confront him on it, but I did mention it to my roommate, Mike, who was in the army, and knew a buddy that works for the Department of Defense, called him to see if he could pull anything up on him, like an enlistment/discharge date…NOTHING! He tells people he was shot in the knee, yet, no bullet holes or scarring of any kind, hm! His father said he fell on concrete, which is why his knee hurts him every now and again. Kind of a far stretch, don’t ya think? He also says he had 981 confirmed kills as a sniper in Iraq. Mike says that is WAY too high of a number. He showed me his bipolar/schizophrenic medication, but he’s not taking it like he should. And there’s no way the military would have even accepted him if he was on medication!
Another one of his lies is about his birthday. He likes to tell everyone his birthday is on Halloween. He says he was birthed my a midwife, in a podunk town, on October 23rd, and she was a little slow in filing the paperwork, like 8 days slow, therefore, his birth certificate states he was born on the 31st. I’ve seen his birth certificate. Not the case. Only because he carries it in his wallet, and it fell out, is why I saw it. He decided to invade my privacy (shame on me for leaving my phone in the other room unsupervised), and went through my cell phone, and saw text messages I had with a friend, comparing stories of pathological liars in our lives. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? He then started rattling off the things he’s been accused of per the text messages to his boyfriend. He asked me if I had seen his birth certificate, I said no, only because I saw it briefly, and never had posession of it. He couldn’t find it, so he decided to call the police! I had to talk to 3 cops over this! I apologized for them having to come out, but that he’s just upset he was caught in a lie, and is now throwing a fit, and that’s what they told him outside in the parking lot, after they left. Nothing accomplished there, so he wasn’t happy. I really wish I were a fly on the wall when those cops left! They had no idea what to think, I’m sure!
Mike was gone through the whole ordeal, and came back home to this mess. Jeremy had called him about his birth certificate, which Mike didn’t have, he told him it fell out, but that he put it back. Utt and Fut (as we refer to Chris and Jeremy) were out of the apartment, so I explained what happened, and I felt bad for having left my phone out, because Jeremy was ready to kick Mike out. Mike called Jeremy, and after that phone call, Mike was ready to kill Jeremy. I haven’t known Mike long, but he’s not one to get angry all that easily. He asked me to take him over to his buddy’s house, because he felt if he saw Jeremy, he would’ve done something stupid. I took him over, and wished I could’ve stayed there too!
Tuesday rolls around, and I made myself scarce. Not knowing how long I’d be gone, I even grabbed some snacks and lunch and dinner to take with me. I just knew I wanted to avoid the apartment for awhile, and not spend money, nor inconvenience anyone. I bummed over at my friend’s house, and babysat for her, in return. Later that night, I went and picked Mike up, and we went back home. I feel much better when he’s around. Jeremy won’t mess with me if he’s there! Jeremy still hasn’t said much, if anything to me. He talks through Mike, making it loud enough for me to hear. He says he’d rather confront an issue, and gets mad if people talk about him, yet he’s NOTORIOUS for talking about other people behind their backs! Mike and I tell each other what Jeremy says, and it amazes me how much crap can spew out of one mouth!
Wednesday night (this has all happened this week, mind you), Jeremy shows Mike this letter (again, he doesn’t talk to me, so I never saw the letter) that supposedly says everyone in the apartment must have a job in 5 days, or on the 6th day, will be evicted. NEVER heard of such a thing, MY rent’s always been paid. Thursday morning, I went into the office to ask about the terms. I told them i was subleasing, and I was advised that’s not allowed per the lease agreement. They said names can be added to the lease, but not removed. I said I had no idea, but was under the impression Jeremy had called them to say Mike and I were living here. She said all names on the lease (including Marie) would need to approve for the addition. She said they’d heard there were unauthorized people living there, and said Marie had called. I grabbed some applications and left. I got home later that day, and Jeremy is saying something that didn’t make sense, so I called down to the office for clarification, and come to find out JEREMY was the one who called saying there were unauthorized people living here! Yeah, I’m unauthorized, in that I just came and snuck all my crap in the apartment one day, and have been living undetected the whole time…PLEASE! Jeremy and Chris refuse to add my name to the lease, because I’m apparently talking so much crap about him. So, now, he is worried he would get evicted if we don’t leave. Guess what? I’m not leaving by next week! He was in the wrong for subleasing, because I’m guessing Marie didn’t even realize anyone was moving in to replace her, and amazingly enough, any time he said she’d supposedly been back to the apartment, Jeremy was the only one here to witness it. It is just irritating to me that now I can’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth. I can’t afford to move out at the moment, nor have anywhere to go, so I’m stuck here for the time being.
Anyone wanna trade lives?
My uncle sometimes gives us lottery scratch-off tickets, and I won FIFTEEN BUCKS!!! I’m NEVER lucky with those types of things. Kelli’s husband, Patrick, won $4!
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