I know I may not always word things in the best of ways, but luckily, I don’t have the world watching me!
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” – Alicia Silverstone
“I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” – Ms. Alabama 1994
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” -Oprah Winfrey
“When you’re looking for something, vision is important.” -America’s Next Top Model Contestant (Amanda) on finding a store in Tokyo.
“I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.” – Keith Richards
“I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time” -Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of King of Jordan
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” – Terry Venables
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” -Yogi Berra
“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” – David Acfield
“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something.” – Dennis Rodman
“You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.” – Bill Clinton
“It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.” – George Bush Sr.
“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.” – Mayor Marion Barry
Schmidt Happens 