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How To Irritate Your Roommate 111

Well, if you’ve missed my previous posts about my horrible roommate, or former roommate, at this point, you can read them here, here, and here!  We are moving on to:

111 – Move out, and don’t clean up after yourself!!

Hannah has now moved out, turns out Rachel pretty much has, as well.  Hannah, however, moved all her stuff out, temporarily made the front of our apartment look like it was the junk left over from a rummage sale, but failed to leave her room in the condition she received it in!  I went into her room, OBVIOUSLY no vacuum had seen that floor, probably, since we’d moved in!  There was some trash left, and I don’t want to get in trouble for it!  She then told me I could keep whatever she left as far as food, which, then also leaves me to clean out the fridge, of which is ONLY a mess because she spilled kool-aid all over it!  She only left me a jar of pickles, a couple cans of sprite and other crap i won’t touch.  Then, as I was going through the downstairs closet, she left her Christmas tree holder, and other crap I don’t want to and shouldn’t have to take care of!!!!  I’m not a happy camper!

In Other News:

My apartment now looks like someone robbed it, but left the good couch, a chair (both of which are Rachel’s, she hasn’t called me back to let me know when she’s coming to get those), and a TV on top of a coffee table.  REALLY pitiful!  And I don’t have one fork in the house, I have 140 spoons, but NO FORKS!!!!  I had a blond moment and apparently bought 2 boxes of spoons, thinking it was a combination of forks, spoons and knives.  Ramen noodles aren’t easy to heat with spoons, unless you crunch them up very finely, still a pain!!!  I haven’t figured out a place to live yet, so I’m stressing out about that, and the job thing!  I tried calling for unemployment, but they love to hang up on you, the recording says there may be high call volume, when I’m calling right as they open, and then says they can’t take my call!!!  I called 5 times today!!!  I’m just a little stressed at the moment!!!

Here’s a funny twist on being a “Type (insert letter) Personality”:

Type A – Competitive, driven, stressed, workaholic.
Type B – Relaxed, patient, friendly.
Type C – Reticent, unassertive, nice to a fault.
Type D – Anxious, insecure, gloomy, depressed.
Type E – High-achieving, perfectionist, everything to everybody.
Type F – Prone to forwarding e-mail messages.
Type H – Hostile, hateful.
Type I – Egocentric.
Type J – Orderly, neat.
Type M – Melodramatic.
Type O – Prone to making spelling mistakes.
Type P – Persistent.
Type R – Responsive.
Type S – Doesn’t get enough sleep.
Type T – Thrill-seeking.
Type V – Plain, simple (vanilla).
Type W – Wacko.
Type X – Dominnering, tyrannical.
Type Z – Extremely laid back (the “opposite” of a type A).

Then they felt psychiatrists may have missed a few, so they added some:

Type AA – Alcoholic, co-dependant.
Type BB – Gun owner, free-lance shootist.
Type CC – Intravenous drug user, NA member.
Type DD – Large breasted.
Type EE – Easily frightened by things that squeak.
Type FF – Always fast forwarding DVD’s, tapes.
Type HH – Hospital hound.
Type II – First mate on every ship.
Type JJ – Likes to be called ‘Jay’ but you can call him/her “JJ” or you can call him/her JayJ”… .
Type MM – Candy lover, addicted to sugar.
Type OO – Mistake prone, easily shocked and awed.
Type PP – Poor bladder control.
Type RR – Always tired, listless, resting.
Type SS – Needs absolute control over you and everyone else.
Type TT – Loves to rhyme everything.
Type VV – Likes things fast paced, says “Vroom-vroom” alot.
Type WW – Wheely wacko.
Type XX – Totally out of it most of the time.
Type ZZ – Top.

I think I’m a combination of B, DD, I, M, MM, OO

What’s your personality type????