February is . . . . National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, Canned Food Month

February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day

February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day

February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day (But MORE importantly, MY BIRTHDAY!!)

February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day

February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day

February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day

February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day

February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day

February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day

February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day

February 11 is . . . . White Tee-Shirt Day and Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day

February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day

February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day

February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day

February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day

February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day

February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day

February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day

February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day

February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day – At high noon everyone yells “Hoodie-Hoo” to chase away winter and make way for spring.

February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day

February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day

February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day

February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)

February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day

February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day

February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day

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