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Feminine Hygiene Gone Lethal!

Posted by Christina Schmidt on September 9, 2008

I was flipping through infommercials last night, and had never seen one for tasers!  I never even would’ve thought anyone could own them, I just figured they were for law enforcement only!  Guess I was wrong, and you can even get them in girly colors, like the one below:

They actually seem like a good idea, it’s not a handgun that could kill someone, especially if you are startled and just shoot out of fear, but it will stop someone in their tracks and give you a chance to get away.  If they weren’t running in the $300 range, at least this pretty pink one is, I think I would get one, you never know when it may come in hand.  They even come in tampon shaped ones!

What do you think?  Would you own one?

5 Responses to “Feminine Hygiene Gone Lethal!”

  1. gosh not the tampon ones. I can just see the reaction now though. criminal: HAHAHA what are you supposed to do with those??? bzzzzppptttt! AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!”

  2. Joseph said

    OK. This is just scary. There is nothing less manly than being zapped by a tampon! Wow, a dudes friends would never let him live it down.

  3. Jessica said

    I would own one if I could afford it… But I dont even carry my pepper spray the way I should.
    The tampon one freaks me out!

  4. i would SOOOOO carry those around!!! too cool. I just love to zap some guy trying to grab me with a tampon. He’d never mess with women again.

  5. flyingworld said

    Anion Sanitary NapkinSanitary Napkins with Negative Ion (Anion), the best sanitary napkin in the marketing ie Love Moon Sanitary Napkin.

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